Saturday, August 11, 2007
The Silliest Wagon Caption Contest

Ok, so don't hate me because I am beautiful...(must keep telling myself this so as not to call my Plastic Surgeon after seeing this picture...no, no, my Plastic Surgeon is NOT on speed dial, I swear!)
Whilst playing with my darling offspring, we started digging into our dress up trunk...magically becoming mechanics, construction workers, belly dancers, Dora (sans lead) and even a chef serving picnic foods like poconut and cookies( I just love how my kids screw up words...good times) Things took a turn for the ugly when, much to my dismay and delight...I became the object of their dress up fantasies! Why is it that I am always subjected to this humiliation ( ok, I love it, but play along with me here) I think it is because I really am a pretty cool mom, although I guilt myself into believing otherwise on occasion. You know how it is, right?!
So here you go, I am trusting you to have fun with me and not at my expense...please, if you will, Name That Picture!!
...and for the record, no I do not ACTUALLY have a Plastic Surgeon. As if I needed to tell you that...you did in fact SEE the picture up above, right? Anyone with a Plastic Surgeon would not look like that! Um, well except for this freak...WHOA! <<<>
Ok, you know what is so sad that I may have to go throw myself off a tall building...with that fabulous head dress and my face (au naturale) I, slightly, if you squint and tilt your head a bit, look like the freak I mock. I am going to go kill myself now...
Ok, you know what is so sad that I may have to go throw myself off a tall building...with that fabulous head dress and my face (au naturale) I, slightly, if you squint and tilt your head a bit, look like the freak I mock. I am going to go kill myself now...










4 Comments:
Well... it looked good on Rainbow Brite.
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This picture is crackin' me up!!!
Maybe you should send this as a suggested update to Carrot Top's stylist - it's a lot better than the look he's currently sporting :}
Oh, what us mom' will do to see our babies smile!
[Hilarious] oh and the store is mighty fabulous by the way ; )
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