Saturday, July 7, 2007
The Top 10 Reasons Why I NEED A Mani-Pedi
I was sitting, in a room that once meant privacy...
Ok, sorry I had to go read a Bob the Builder book and make chocolate milk.
Hey KNOCK IT OFF!!
whew, ok crisis averted...what was I saying?
So like, I was saying, I was pondering my chipped finger nail polish and pretty scraggy toenails, when the kids came BURSTING into the "private" room. I was able to push them out, 15 times, and after thinking about it again, realized that in fact I.need.a.spa.day. I tell myself this often throughout a week or month and somehow just never get around to making the appointment. I even occasionally drop in the salon to see if they can take me, and usually walk out swearing that next time I will call ahead.
I have come to the decision that I, in fact, bring the chewed up looking toenails look upon...
wait, daughter is needing me NOW
can anyone tell me why a 2 yr.old is obsessed with eating almonds? Where was I?
Oh yeah, I allow it to get to a critical point with my beauty routine, in general. I even let my hair go...I have pretty short hair and about every 4 months I "decide" I will suffer the indignity that is grwoing my hair out....only to get PMS and go get it chopped off. I often get teased about this by my husband. I had started to believe that I was just not capable of a "hair commitment" Then I looked up into the mirror the other day and came to the sad conclusion that maybe it takes about 4 months of neglect for my hair to get out of control and that its not
GET OFF THE TABLE, No, NOW. Get down. Do I need to COME OVER THERE and TAKE you down?? Yeah, I didn't think so!
No Daddy, DO not ASK mommy....get it for them yourself. YOU are RIGHT there!!
ok, so sheesh, I keep losing my train of thought. I am having a hard time concentrating lately, I wonder why that is?
Ok, I have to wrap this up, my family needs my attention...the point I think I was trying to make is that I just really need to carve out some time for a bit of beauty 911. Oh, crap...I didn't even get around to making the Top 10 list.
What? Oh, yeah sweetie, you look JUST like Joe...uh huh, you have your handy dandy notebook. A crayon? Um, ok just a second let me just...ok OK OK I AM COMING RIGHT NOW!
damn, ok, just forget it...
Ok, sorry I had to go read a Bob the Builder book and make chocolate milk.
Hey KNOCK IT OFF!!
whew, ok crisis averted...what was I saying?
So like, I was saying, I was pondering my chipped finger nail polish and pretty scraggy toenails, when the kids came BURSTING into the "private" room. I was able to push them out, 15 times, and after thinking about it again, realized that in fact I.need.a.spa.day. I tell myself this often throughout a week or month and somehow just never get around to making the appointment. I even occasionally drop in the salon to see if they can take me, and usually walk out swearing that next time I will call ahead.
I have come to the decision that I, in fact, bring the chewed up looking toenails look upon...
wait, daughter is needing me NOW
can anyone tell me why a 2 yr.old is obsessed with eating almonds? Where was I?
Oh yeah, I allow it to get to a critical point with my beauty routine, in general. I even let my hair go...I have pretty short hair and about every 4 months I "decide" I will suffer the indignity that is grwoing my hair out....only to get PMS and go get it chopped off. I often get teased about this by my husband. I had started to believe that I was just not capable of a "hair commitment" Then I looked up into the mirror the other day and came to the sad conclusion that maybe it takes about 4 months of neglect for my hair to get out of control and that its not
GET OFF THE TABLE, No, NOW. Get down. Do I need to COME OVER THERE and TAKE you down?? Yeah, I didn't think so!
No Daddy, DO not ASK mommy....get it for them yourself. YOU are RIGHT there!!
ok, so sheesh, I keep losing my train of thought. I am having a hard time concentrating lately, I wonder why that is?
Ok, I have to wrap this up, my family needs my attention...the point I think I was trying to make is that I just really need to carve out some time for a bit of beauty 911. Oh, crap...I didn't even get around to making the Top 10 list.
What? Oh, yeah sweetie, you look JUST like Joe...uh huh, you have your handy dandy notebook. A crayon? Um, ok just a second let me just...ok OK OK I AM COMING RIGHT NOW!
damn, ok, just forget it...
posted by The Silly Wagon @ 8:57 AM
1 Comments:
That is just so funny!... I can totally relate .... crazy how mothers all over the globe (we are in New Zealand) are dealing with the exact same thing at the exact same time!...
Gotta go ... the sound of chippies being crunched in my ear by miss 3 is driving me insane .. note - miss 3 looks at the Tees on your site and says ... "dats a cool Tee Shirt " ...
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